The ultimate test of beauty when one is subjected to the unforgiving fluorescent lights of the 24-hour convenience stores.
Person 1: I was about to go home with this girl I met at a dark club.. but later had to bail after i gave her the 7/11 test.
Person 2: Lucky you stopped for that pack of smokes then..
Person 2: Lucky you stopped for that pack of smokes then..
by house on rock February 16, 2011
When a cop in a rural area drives out into the middle of nowhere with a handcuffed suspect in back, slams on the brakes and causes the person to fly into the screen cage, causing them much pain and discomfort.
by Hiro Yamamoto November 11, 2006
A stinky pinkie test is a ritual a conscientious female might perform before engaging in sexual activity.
I went to the ladies' room and passed the stinky pinkie test, so I knew I could let this guy go ahead and eat at the y.
My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.
My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.
by THEViolator February 19, 2009
by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020
both are characters from inanimate insanity , my otp
fan and test tube are my otp
by mileyessir February 09, 2021
When one takes the name of a piece of hardware or software (or anything else, for that matter) and runs it through www.google.com with "+ piece of shit" added to the end. An excellent way of testing the reliability/worthiness of your chosen product.
by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004
A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.
Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?
by Ed April 03, 2005