josh nuts

funny prank to mess with your friends

persion: josh
person 2: who is josh
person: josh nuts

by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020

smegma nuts

The most dangerous infection known to man worst than its other variant smegma

Guy1: Holy shit Bryant got smegma

Guy2: smegma like the cheese
Guy1: smegma nuts

Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'm fucking your brother rn

by smeglord420 June 9, 2021

Nuts in a Noose

Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.

Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."

by dP69KC October 17, 2022

Life Nut

The life nut is the nut (or ejaculation) you bust when you're trying to have kids, or when you refuse to withdraw due to the heat of the moment. This is the nut that literally creates life, hence the term. "Life Nut".

Woman: Did you pull out?
Man: Sorry baby, ya cookie was so good that I gave you the life nut. My bad.

by Misocktheissac February 6, 2017

Put a Nut

To give a shit. Usually mentioned when someone who you are talking with doesnt listening to you, or sometimes you call someone and he/she doesnt answer.

+Hey Manul, did you get your shoes back?
-(Manul to others)BTW, I GOT THIS JACKET FOR ONLY 6$ FROM SECONDHAND.
+MANUL PUT A NUT ON ME FELLA!

by CanadianWolverine July 17, 2021

Nut Gag

Choking on a males sperm bank during sloppy top
Used to get over a frustration or fight

This girl is great at nut gagging
My homework last night was a nut gag

by Ohhh daddy chill September 6, 2022

cry nut

A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.

Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...

by HailToTheRetarded December 22, 2019