tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.

If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss

by edsea9 November 12, 2011

Pancake Tits

When breasts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.

Wow, Lauren's pancake tits are deserving of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and two pads of butter. Make-a me hungry.

by Oauren Llson February 01, 2006

Cold as tits

When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits

hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!

by sa23232miam November 11, 2011

tit punch

When you punch a girl in the tits so it hurts them alot.

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?
You: Nothing, I just punched you're breastices.

by Fok Mwe May 05, 2005

tits mcgee

The girl who wears low cut tops and push up bras to volleyball games. She is so sweet (and boobalicious) no one minds.

Good hit, tits mcgee. Now our team will surely win! T-M-G! Tits gets the hits!

by jolena September 27, 2005

disco tits

Overdeveloped pecs as sported by gay men, known as muscle marys

Wow! Now *there's* a pair of disco tits!

by Mike April 29, 2004

Skiing on tits

To Be on easy street.
To have it made for you.
Everythings going great

Damn, once I get that promotion, im gunna be skiing on tits

by SolidGould January 02, 2009