Cut the carpet

To die, in a similar vain as 'pop your clogs' etc

she cut the carpet yesterday

by Fadomonster3 January 30, 2021

carpet nozzle

Your nose.

You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.

by timsworld July 30, 2020

Carpet Bomming

Start your trip to the bar eith 3 B-52 shots acting like three bombs.

We will all do carpet bomming to start

by RCCONNOLLY May 6, 2021

Carpet nuggets

Cat shit on a carpet.

Ex: Bro, my house is full of carpet nuggets because of my stupid-ass cat.

by Trumpnuggets October 25, 2017

carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch

Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.

by prairiefairy May 16, 2010

Carpet-Feet

This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...

I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...

by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019

Carpet Drums

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.

Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.

by tropicaligloo October 16, 2008