A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.
A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.
by Bobbler Queen February 27, 2014
Get the sexy kitchenmug. Beautiful girl, usually music mad. Looks like a fox. Twee fashion sense and a classic Zooey Deschanel lover.
by ijustgotatextfrommycrush September 1, 2021
Get the Sexy Maisiemug. There aint no life without a sexy sumbitch! When someone calls you ugly, just say "IMA SEXY SUMBITCH"
Savana - omg Kendall you are so ugly.
Kendall - um no you big bag of honey bunches of oats, IMA SEXY SUMBITCH
Kendall - um no you big bag of honey bunches of oats, IMA SEXY SUMBITCH
by Cornbread--kmg December 17, 2016
Get the sexy sumbitchmug. by battle.cat May 19, 2018
Get the Sexy Sawmillmug. A dude with few social skills who excels in embarrassing himself in front of the female gender. He also enjoys informing the general public of the relative girth and length of his chode.
by Big Joj Boy May 21, 2019
Get the Sexy Sahagunmug. Stacy is sexy and us a Cali girl. Right now she's stuck in Utah dealing with all the mormons and stupid alcohol laws.
She's got a rockin' body and ads like whoa! She loves to giggle and get drunky monkey but first she rocks it at the gym then heads up to the mountains to have Hot Totties!
She's got a rockin' body and ads like whoa! She loves to giggle and get drunky monkey but first she rocks it at the gym then heads up to the mountains to have Hot Totties!
by Care co! November 27, 2019
Get the Sexy Stacymug. by MT17373838 February 5, 2017
Get the sexy gingemug.