cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

cream egg

When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.

I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.

by cyph shaves his armpits May 17, 2019

Scrooche cream

Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.

Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'

by Jamzig May 25, 2011

creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.

Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

Hoe Cream

When you make some hoe cum and it's creamy and reeks of STD

"yo, I was fucking this girl and I had contact with her hoe cream

by Da_woken_soul September 12, 2019

The Queen's Cream

To be very good. Similar to "the bee's knees".

That apple juice was the Queen's cream!

by Lester Moonbeam October 13, 2018

Ice cream

A general slang term for drugs, usually referred to Methamphetamine.

“That ice cream is so sweet, John...where did you get it?” “From my pusher down the street, he always sells good stuff”.

by sneekoz October 20, 2022