Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.

Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.

by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022

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Thirsty cow

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

by sallyhally October 26, 2017

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wooly cow

The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.

Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*

by Jeff_139 November 2, 2020

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