by mfreshh23 April 11, 2010
Edward; Look Chip and Skip, Mr. Freezybreeze will be our ticket to a good night sleep.
Chip; Did you know we needed a ticket?
Skip; No wonder we haven't been sleeping.
Chip; Did you know we needed a ticket?
Skip; No wonder we haven't been sleeping.
by E. Man August 18, 2006
Frat 1: "Bro, see that tall kid over there? He's gonna be the starting point guard by next year."
Frat 2: "Man, he's killing it with those sorostitutes too."
Frat 1: "He's definitely a blue chip."
Frat 2: "Man, he's killing it with those sorostitutes too."
Frat 1: "He's definitely a blue chip."
by MacDog60 February 08, 2016
the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip
man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover
by dave simko October 15, 2008
A chip which hasn't been cooked properly. It stands out from all the rest as it isn't as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn't get eaten.
"Oh gosh, i think I just ate a premature chip."
"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"
"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"
"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"
"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"
by bubblez119944 February 18, 2009
by severrin February 26, 2008
Item used by exotic dancers, more of an accessory than clothing. Barely covers the vulva, and nothing else. Available in many styles, colors and shapes. Usually includes clear string sides, to give the appearance of nudity.
Person 1: Dude, that stripper's wearing a chip thong!
Person 2: Why do you notice these things, there's a naked chick in your face.
Person 1: I was just sayin'
Person 2: Why do you notice these things, there's a naked chick in your face.
Person 1: I was just sayin'
by N@than December 30, 2005