Premature Chip

A chip which hasn't been cooked properly. It stands out from all the rest as it isn't as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn't get eaten.

"Oh gosh, i think I just ate a premature chip."

"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"

"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"

by bubblez119944 February 18, 2009

face-chipping

(American): The art of throwing a full bag of chips at an adversary's face.

The history of face-chipping dates back to Pre-Potato famine Ireland's more brutal practice, in which rivals would hurl bags of spuds at each other's faces as shows of domination and revelry.

Man did, you see that face-chipping of Dave Baron today in Vandy! That was sick brah'!

by cd777777 January 24, 2011

chip rip

the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip

man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover

by dave simko December 9, 2008

Bag of chips

Bag of chips
bag-uf-chps
Noun
1 Slang for “dildo”

John: Broh, whats your favorite flavor of Bag of chips, ribbed or barbed? I like Elephant barbed.
Bob: wut

by ~Dork December 13, 2019

Chip the Dip

(1) Dropping a chip in any sort of dip; e.g. Salsa or Onion Dip.
(2) Breaking a chip, usually by accident, into any sort of dip.

Her chip fell into the barbecue sauce. "Sally, did you just chip the dip?" "Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to."

by tenaciousdalalala July 23, 2009

Chip and Skip

6' tall dungbeetles from Joe Murray's animated show, Camp Lazlo.

Edward; Look Chip and Skip, Mr. Freezybreeze will be our ticket to a good night sleep.

Chip; Did you know we needed a ticket?
Skip; No wonder we haven't been sleeping.

by E. Man August 17, 2006

mad chips

extremely bad or mediocre, basically it absolutely sucks

That team we played yesterday was mad chips, they absolutely sucked.

by mfreshh23 April 10, 2010