colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards

Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.

You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.

by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022

bagelling

what happens when you break a condom and all thats left is a ring of latex around your penis

"We were going so crazy last night I didn't even realize we were bagelling!"

by ljvkhcjgxhfc October 23, 2023

Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)

Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"

by Huds23 May 9, 2016

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

Bagel Rizz

Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.

Nahh no way this stupid mf tried bagel rizz on that bih

by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024

Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010