grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by Ted May 7, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"

"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."

by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003

Fish Tail

Same as a whale tale when a g string or thong rides up pass your pants waist.

that stripper has a fish tail.

by Ben frashuer April 29, 2006

Rat Tail

When a girl is on her period, you begin to eat her out with a tampon in her. While eating her out, suck on the string hanging on the tampon. Thus creating a rat tail out of her vagina and in your mouth.

John: Dude, natalie was on her period but i didn't care so i pulled a rat tail on her.

Brandon: Fucking sick brah.

by Laxbrah123 January 10, 2010

monkey tail

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat

I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning

by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005

piece of tail

Derogatory description for sex, refering to the female partner. Same as "pussy".

Al enjoys a romp in bed ending with getting a piece of tail. The best nights end with getting some pussy. Bootyassnookiefucked

by Beddy September 15, 2012

split tail beaver

Pussy

"What you doin tonight? "
"oh probably go hunt split tail beaver."

by 99 pstroke September 12, 2016