Cock Stroke

An effect on the head of the penis from excessive and/or overly vigorous masturbation, in which a blood vessel bursts and blood leaks within the head of the penis causing discomfort for days. Very much like a CVA (cerebral vascular accident) or stroke, however more accurately described as a PVA (penile vascular accident)

I was vigorously masturbating last night and then pow it hits me... there was blood all over the tip of my cock except it was under the skin ... cock stroke.

by Doc October June 17, 2009

Cat Stroker

Rubbing your balls all up on a cat as it was your wife.

I'm a Cat Stroker because my cats don't love me

by I live Down with the KKK January 16, 2010

Feet Stroke

When you're laying in bed in the summer and your feet get so hot, the level of uncomfortablness is he equivalent to heat stroke

Wife:Pull of the covers I'm getting feet stroke!
Husband:Alrighty my feet are a bit hot also dearest!

by Miss Gracey Lou Who 1990 June 2, 2011

Asian Stroke

a short dick male, or someone without a rather large penis, someone who lacks the greatness trait in the bedroom.

dude had asian stroke his dick shorter than amber roses hair.

by greatman August 5, 2012

strider

When you're running to the bathroom and don't make it on time. Then you get strider all over your legs.

Oh shit. I've got strider on my legs.

by Luka December 17, 2003

stoodent

A person lacking in every respect. Chasing the illusive gauntlet represented by a sheet of white construction paper. Often misrepresented by the financial aid people and the headhunting student services department. Thought to have a high caliber for injection of thought to class discussions, but often coming up short.

One of my stoodents told me he was "straight". I assured him he was quite rigid and lumpy.

by FUCK GOD November 21, 2004

strobel

(v.) to find someone attractive and be completely incapable of approaching the person

I saw Lindsay Lohan at a party and strobelled her like a monkey.

by Samsonsab April 8, 2008