by lache November 22, 2021
Get the Storm mug.The biggest bitch you will ever talk to. They will be fake as fuck and they all really do suck ass. They will be your friend and get mad and ghost you. Don't talk to them their literal assholes. Literally so short like the shortest friend you will ever have. SHE IS SUCH A WHITE PERSON NO JOKE. JUST UGHHHHH. Don't talk to em. You will regret it.
"Did you hear that Storm and Hunter are dating??"
Storm: "OMG DID YOU JUST TALK TO HIM?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!! HE'S CHEATING!!"
Storm: "OMG DID YOU JUST TALK TO HIM?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!! HE'S CHEATING!!"
by Expired9157 June 25, 2022
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A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
Get the A fart comes before the storm mug.A person who goes head-on into tornadoes and hurricanes both for the adrenaline rush and to scientifically record wind speed, amount of rain or hail, intensity of lightning, etc. An indisputable help for NOAA and weather forecasters, but considered foolhardy by many people.
by pentozali December 24, 2013
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The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.
The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.
by MartianSupremacist October 11, 2023
Get the Oklahoman Storm Chaser mug.A brave woman who can be both tinder and dangerous depending on how you treat her. Dezzy Storm is a lover, fighter, and a modest woman. She fights for who she loves and what she believes in. She carries wisdom in her words, love in her heart and Pyrenees in her soul. Dezzy Storm is a true believer in “being true to yourself”, most may not understand the mind of Dezzy Storm, but those who get the chance to get caught in her love spell tend to never want to leave. She is a woman with many gifts and talents, she is a protector.. Most would say she is a healer of some sort. If you ever get a Dezzy Storm in your life…. Keep her
by Dezzy Storm November 22, 2021
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