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Storm

If you find a Storm McConnell, your one lucky son of a bitch. She's got the most perfect hair, cutest smile and the bluest eyes you'll ever find. Not to forget she is the most perfect girl you can find.
John: Hey did you here Sean is dating Storm?
Peter: Holy crap he's one lucky son of a bitch!
by Praiseme666 December 1, 2018
mugGet the Stormmug.

Storm

only one girl for him
the word storm means the person cares too much
by lache November 22, 2021
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Russian dust storm

Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.
Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!
by Captaincatshit April 19, 2021
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Storm

The most gangsterest pimp there is. He is the hottest man alive and is best friends with andrew tate. Them combined have the ultimate rizz power and will take your b*tches in a matter of seconds.
“Hey did u see Storm’s story? it was a pic of him and your sister laying in bed
by Ionhavetimeforyou May 25, 2022
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media storm

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.
I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.
by QuacksO March 2, 2018
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Hammer Storm

Another term for gangbang, referring to many cocks.
Sheila's feeling sore today, she went out with the football team last night and got caught in a hammer storm.
by Colin Pattullo November 2, 2006
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Shit storm

The act of emptying your bowels based on the terrible weather from the storm.
Bro, I heard Titties shit his pants again when they were driving through the bad weather. Talk about a shit storm
by DD Alwhiney March 5, 2023
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