satanism

a "religion" that is a compendium of moral subjectivism, watered down Nietzche, and De Sade as well as some anti christian and Pagan ideas. It is also associated with darkness and violence. It is generally practised by angry immature pizza faced teens who are insecure and immature...
This is also the sort of thing that is a scapegoat for Columbined High Style School Shootings... By the way, due to the very dark and violent nature of this, it gets the practicioners a royal fucking up from the football and wrestling teams. The victims of said fucking up tend to chant the name of their dark lord while they're getting fucked up by the football and wrestling teams, is if that will help: The belief and advertisement of it is what starts the shit to begin with...

Uh, Oh!! The computer geeks and goths who do satanism better watch out! The football and wrestling teams are looking to fuck up somebody for squicking out them and the other "norms"!

by J. Michael Reiter November 1, 2004

satanist

One of the many people God loves. A satanist going by its root words would seem to mean one who worships satan. However, According to satanists, they are mere people who don't believe in God not people that associate with satan. Apparently, instead of chosing a name that would abstractly title their group, they chose to go with a base name that has negative conotations throughout society and be surprised when it becomes misinterpretted.

Muslim: Those fucking Americans even allow satanists freedom of religion.
More extreme Muslim: Let's blow up those hedonistic Americans, in the name of our peace loving God Allah.

by Chris Ferry November 10, 2008

Satan Spit

Opposite to a holy lick!!
Someone spits on you

Dave:Please help me!!!! It burns!!!!
Paul: What??!!!?? What burns???!!!??? What happened??!!??
Dave: I just got a holy lick!!!
Paul: O.k. you'll be fine i know you need satan spit!!
(After Paul spits on Dave)
Dave: Thank you soo much!! You just saved my life!!!
Paul:No Biggy!!!

by Edndme4ev May 31, 2009

Satanic Theology

A field of study based on spiritual satanism That studies satan as thought of in spiritutal satanism and his relation to humans ect.

John is studying satanic theology.

by Deep blue 2012 May 19, 2010

Satan's bowl

Meaning Rangers Football Club Ground (Ibrox) in Glasgow.

I hope the Glasgow Celtic win at satan's bowl tonight

by jerryvcx May 12, 2011

Satan's Pubes

Satan's Pubes is another street term or slang for Marijuana.

Yo man, I just scored some of Satan's Pubes. That shit is some fire man!

by stinkypubeyact January 7, 2013

satan's rainbow

A golden shower where the "spigot" has a kidney disease resulting in bloody urine.

I went trick or treating last night and all I got was a satan's rainbow. Golly, what a mean trick.

by whackuhmole November 4, 2017