Squeezer

person who uses nitrous oxide to enhance the acceleration characteristics of their vehicle

dayum, that car is fast! that guy must be a squeezer.

by leader of the anti mullet/anti riceboy brigade March 10, 2003

squeege

to twist the water out of a rag, towel ect.

I squeeged the water out of the towel because it was to wet.

by Dylan82292 August 20, 2008

Squeeze

when a person says something outrageous, Homo, or not even funny, saying "squeeze?" means you are astonished and dumbfounded from the lack of humor in the joke.It is similar to saying "Excuse me? Did you just say that?"

Haha guess what?
What?
your shoelace is untied.
Squeeze ? No Its not

by lido24 December 21, 2008

squeeben

This is a term for a person who is an absolute dad. Like this guy wears the Nike Newbalances, loves the smooth taste of Girzzly Pouches and diet dew (He has diabetes). He also works at a salt factory.

That guy over there is an absolute squeeben. I wish he were my dad.

by Aruugala October 29, 2018

squeeboard

1. Noun. lame name for a keyboard. terminology commonly used in the IT industry. see nerds.

"oi dude chuck us dat squeeboard and ill plug it in for ya"

by ant0rz October 15, 2003

squeezebulb

Commonly known as the bulb on the end of a douche or a turkey baster. Also, slang for pathetically slow or bad driver; often encountered when in a hurry to get somewhere.

I'll get to work on time if I can just get past this squeezebulb in front of me!

That squeezebulb at the head of the line is driving like he's been smoking heroin for breakfast.

by Crazy Sven March 5, 2004

squeegelicious

having sexuality or being extremely hot. to be as cool as a squeege.

taylor looks very squeegelicious all the time baby.

by kat September 11, 2004