Splitting pickles

When you want to avoid a conversation with an undesirable patron while waitressing/bartending.

*waitress to bartender* "fuck that table, I'm gonna be in the back splitting pickles for a minute."

by Pickle Splittler 2 January 17, 2026

Sipping Shots

Being deliberately slow or lacking enthusiasm

Will you lot stop sipping shots and get a bloody move on

by Bemma January 18, 2026

Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext

My uncle caught me splinting last night

by Boofuss January 21, 2026

slapping faces

Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.

h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.

a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me

by teawhoyeahbunny January 29, 2026

Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.

I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.

by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025

Splitting The Baby

It's like that...

Hym "It's LIKE splitting the baby but if instead of giving the baby to the woman who is upset about the baby getting cut in half... You INSTEAD... Just actually split the baby in half. That's a more apt analogy."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Splicing

2 gay guys that have foreskin interlinked

Two men at the bar decided to hook up and began by splicing, one man opens up his foreskin revealing the head of the penis and the other guy then opens his foreskin to cover the head of the first guy then the first guy then covers the second guys foreskin with his own.

by FORTYSTINER July 29, 2025