Soft sock

An anomily in places where males coexist. Especially dorms.

"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"

"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."

by DDealer February 10, 2008

Sock Burn

A condition that occurs only in men, after aggressively masturbating with a sock for extended periods of time.

I had to masturbate with a sock last night and got sock burn

by Sephi1n6 December 20, 2009

laughing sock

A certain person who seems to be laughing histarically non-stop at a certain object or at someone.

She seemed to be a laughing sock when he sat on her cookie, smudging the chocolate chip on his pants.

by Hinateh March 15, 2008

Throwing Socks

The act of having rough and violent sex.

Dude, Kayla and I were throwing socks all over the apartment today.

by Hahaguy2345678 March 19, 2011

Sock-A-Cock

Another word for Cock Sock. To stuff your junk in a sock and let the juices flow. A soft cotton material also combined sometimes with spandex to help the protruding masturbation motion.

Sock-A-Cock for the love and softness of the family hand towels!

by theSACguy November 25, 2010

Sock Puppetting

(v) The act of cramming one's arm so far up someones ass that you can control all their movements.

The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.

by needingDefinition June 30, 2010

(Knob) sock

An idiot, stupid person or some with low intelligence that does stupid things

that driver is a right "(knob) sock" or i hate him, he's such an "(knob) sock"

by Gavinc September 29, 2008