Social Dickstansing 

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.

Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.

Social Dickstansing by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020

Social Dispensing 

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.

hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?

Social Dispensing by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

social dogstancing 

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing proper “social dogstancing.”

We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.

social dogstancing by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020

social distrinking 

Social distrinking is the activity of drinking socially with others whilst keeping a respectful distance from each other.

Hey man, it's been a while, lets go out tonight for some social distrinking.

Did you hear that Amy and her girlfriends are out social distrinking tonight. Right on!

social distrinking by BazookaBob June 11, 2020

social financial 

A technology platform where your company can connect and collaborate with financial and non-financial information which allows your team insight into the company’s objectives, goals, history, and culture.

Snopsis is the first-ever social financial platform that analyzes financial data and helps companies make strategic financial decisions by connecting all the details in their company's data story.

social financial by Snopsis September 30, 2020

Social Justice Joker 

People that find a way to turn everything you say into something offensive. It started out as funny, but got REALLY annoying as time went on

Person 1: Sally is really awful
Person 2: Are you saying that just because she's a girl? You're SEXI-
Person 1: I will tear your ribcage apart and rip out every vital organ behind them you Social Justice Joker

Social Justice Joker by AutisticTexas October 4, 2020

Social Disdancing 

During 2020 the Covid19 virus caused people on dancefloors to Social Distance by 1.5 metres while dancing.

1. Queensland Australia was Social Disdancing for Chistmas Eve 2020.
2. Social Disdancing is a new form of dancing developed through necessity during 2020 where dancers must be at least 1.5 metres from one another.

Social Disdancing by Numisastro December 25, 2020