Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011
Get the Mong Snakemug. Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"
(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"
by MrWatermelon July 12, 2016
Get the Torpedo Snakemug. by Bangabangadoodoo November 26, 2017
Get the snake whisperermug. "have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"
"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."
"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."
by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023
Get the Chode Snakemug. by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017
Get the Snake jewmug. It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!
“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber
by Genderless blob June 30, 2022
Get the Rubber snakesmug. In colder parts of the world, it’s common to see uses of electric oil pan heaters to assist with engine start-ups and ignition. However when someone forgets to un-plug their vehicle’s oil pan heater from
the extension cord, the result is a dangling cord behind a truck or car.
the extension cord, the result is a dangling cord behind a truck or car.
by Tangerine Tango December 27, 2020
Get the Saskatchewan Snakemug.