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smurf plunge

Sexual intercourse in a portable lavatory. As there is only room for one occupant, the head of the receiving party must be submerged in the blue chemical liquid.
Soldier 1: Why is your face blue?
Soldier 2: I was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of fuck space.
Soldier 1: That's fucked up, but at least you got some.
by smurfmaker February 8, 2014
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Smurfing

When you snort blue adderall and your nose and mucus become completely blue in the process.
Smurfing - We ran out of blow and started smurfing the addy to hold us over.
by Chelsnels December 21, 2019
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smurf a hammy

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014
mugGet the smurf a hammymug.

Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.
by Demnar November 12, 2010
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smurf sauce

by The big dank meme November 30, 2022
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smurf

Really hot sexy midgets that turned blue cause ur mum
by ohhh hell yea February 26, 2019
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Smurf

oh my god smurffy's been smurfed by the great smurfs!
shit my smurf got stuck in the smurffer
by The Vlogies October 30, 2017
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