Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021

slow toke

A slow-motion cannabis smoking video. First used in the LA/OC/Socal smoke sesh scene. It usually ends with the people getting super baked after the shoot

Let's get a Slow Toke at the sesh!
Yo my Slow Toke came out sick!

by SmokeWeedEveryDay710 October 18, 2023

Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.

Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.

by Meyrl March 29, 2021

slow googler

someone who take an extensive amount of time to make a google search

stacey is an exceptional slow googler

by Faith Dota April 27, 2018

Are you slow

are you slow

"are you slow?" "yeah."

by 6Comic9 February 01, 2023

Slow flo

A Mexican-Jewish doctor that’s slow to write orders despite being told thrice

Hey slow flo can you write my orders before you go home

by King leo69 January 26, 2021

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011