Salted Moose - When an erect penis is dipped into a pina colada and its looks like a moose removing its snout from a river or lake after a drink
During foreplay the couple decided to start off with a Salted Moose.
The college students were having a mean session of truth or dare when Johnny dared Mary to a Salted Moose.
The college students were having a mean session of truth or dare when Johnny dared Mary to a Salted Moose.
by PoolPig October 4, 2011
Get the Salted Moose mug.When you have to balance your mood perfectly with a reply that doesn’t come off too salty or sweet because you are a little of both. You mean to convey a feeling of “I’m annoyed at you” but “I care about you” in one response.
Make sure your response is salted caramel.
Examples; “I’m sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didn’t reply to my text”
“I saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice me”
Examples; “I’m sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didn’t reply to my text”
“I saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice me”
by Respondant February 12, 2018
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Get the un-salted peanuts mug.Can be used as a school bus or a sunday school bus.
Can also be used by large families with dogs.
Commonly used for religious reasons.
Can also be used by large families with dogs.
Commonly used for religious reasons.
1. Wife: "We have 10 kids, and a standard 5 seater car isn't big enough!"
Husband: "Never mind, I found us a nice, white bus in the paper that the local church is selling! It has 15 seats and will do this family well".
2. The sunday school 15 seater bus is picking us up soon! Get your things together, they won't have spare bibles to lend.
3. We can take the dogs to the beach with us in our brand new 15 seater bus! Jump in kids!
Husband: "Never mind, I found us a nice, white bus in the paper that the local church is selling! It has 15 seats and will do this family well".
2. The sunday school 15 seater bus is picking us up soon! Get your things together, they won't have spare bibles to lend.
3. We can take the dogs to the beach with us in our brand new 15 seater bus! Jump in kids!
by Bitchezbehatin' September 24, 2011
Get the 15 seater bus mug.Focus effort on an individual college girl at a party with the direct goal of getting laid that night.
by TheSquirtz March 5, 2005
Get the skate mug.A short narrow board having a set of four wheels mounted under it, ridden in a standing or crouching position and often used to perform stunts
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