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six-pack abs

Contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT always describe a desirable "tight as a drum" lower torso. It can also refer to the exact opposite bodily-condition, but for very different reasons, depending on the gender of the human under discussion:
(1) Weak flabby below-the-belt muscles on a man which result from his downing too many "six packs" --- i.e., cans of beer.
(2) Equally loose saggy folds that a woman may develop "down there" if she's either had a half-dozen children in rapid succession, or makes it a full-time job to care for a whole "flock" of pint-sized charmers.
I'm not arguing with Ol' Golden Voice regarding the overall message of the early-'80's movie he stars in --- Kenny is indeed 100% correct that "love will turn you around" in some cases, but a gal may suffer "six-pack abs" if she tries for too many little ones --- either giving birth to them herself or adopting a whole flock --- too soon.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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The Wisconsin Six Cheese

When six guys cum in a girl's pussy, and she lets it sit and marinate for at least 14 days. Period blood enhances the texture immensely, so it is recommended to time it such that the period starts roughly 7 days after fermentation starts.
"Dude. Mitchell and a couple of other guys gave Angel The Wisconsin Six Cheese last week, so once it's finished we are going to spread it on some garlic bread and go to town on it.
by IotaTheProto May 15, 2021
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personality of a six pack

Combination form of a Jock and a Douche.
Egotistical, arrogant, self serving individual.
Must be the center of attention at all times.
Relies on their looks to get through life.
Freeloader extraordinaire.
Will lie to achieve their goal.
Has had everything (for the most part), paid for or given to them.
Looking for an easy life without putting in the effort to earn it.
Expects everything without offering anything in return.
Most Dropouts Have the personality of a six pack.
by LostinYonkers July 19, 2014
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lima bean six

a sexual position in which you slightly resemble the number 6 or a lima bean. also an enigma observed in the shoulder lean by young dro ft T.I.
1)yo nigga, i was lima bean six'n that bitch real hard

2)i lean and get lit, lima bean six
by b.k July 22, 2006
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Seal Team Six

They are both the most intelligent and moronic squad to walk the earth.
by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015
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SEAL Team Six

(v): to go ballistic on, get crazy with, destroy, or be a general badass
man, i brought that chick home last night and went SEAL team Six on her ass" or "man, that chicken head got so slobbery on my knob that I Seal Team Sixed her right in the face!" or "my car broke down for the last time, I'm gonna go SEAL Team Six on that shit!
by mobettermeatymeatsheros June 2, 2011
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Stage Six Clinger

A member of the opposite sex that has become overly attached, overly fast, despite barely having made your acquaintance. There is no hope.
What do you mean she has sent 10 texts over 6 days that you have not replied to ?!?! You must be joking!!! She sounds like a stage six clinger!
by dress pants and wife beater August 20, 2014
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