EPPS Sessions

An educational session of huge proportions, known not only for its irrelevence and time consumption, but for its ability to suck the life out of every single person attending

Heather: I'm really bored of this EPPS Sessions
Richard: Really? I don't care, I'm playing Rat on a Scooter!

by Rat on a scooter February 5, 2010

Scrimmage Session

When theres a guy you've just met on a lake on a warm summer day. He really just wants to boink you while you scream aloud, "it's all about the benjamins baby!!!"

"We should really get together for a scrimmage session."

by RKJ September 17, 2015

whack session

when you beat your meat

Jamir. Finna get a whack session in

by jajajajajajsj February 29, 2016

Power Session

An occasion where two people are drinking strong alcoholic beverages, the two individuals must drink quickly, yet at the same speed. The Power Session ends when the two individuals are no longer capable of drinking more alcohol.

I was sitting at the bar the other night and these two guys were having a Power Session.

by Polythene April 7, 2016

Hopper session

Debugging session. Effort to find an error in a computer program or library.

I would use the Developer Technical Support probably after a Hopper session has determined that something’s out of my abilities to fix.

by the_debugger October 7, 2016

Scrollin' Session

A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.

Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.

by the little robert August 5, 2016

Bust session

Masturbating

What are you doing?
Im having a bust session

by Deallikekaik November 19, 2016