semen

boybutter

Tony squirted boybutter on Kelly's immense, white, pasty, whalelike tummy!

by KB October 8, 2003

bo selecta

a real funny progame ever

thats proper bo
oh no my tail poped out
thats a big load of babs yes babs
craiiiig david

by luke September 5, 2003

semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.

EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.

by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008

Selective Forgetness

The ability to 'forget' something just when the moment may suit the person.

"Hey, Elijah, you going out with Teresa tonight like you planned all month?"
"No man, her Selective Forgetness happened to kick in and she didn't ask her mom"
"Sorry man, I know you were really looking forward to it"
"Ya, but I don't want to be pulling a Teresa

by Vostroyan Pen May 25, 2009

selective comprehension

The act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (Defined by Michael W. Banks)

"What do you have, selective comprehension?!"

by HughJa'Sole July 6, 2015

Semen Demon

(noun)-the same as a bukkake except that there's one guy in the middle, with all the girls racing to cum on him

Mom: Hey son, you're staying safe right?
Son: Yeah mom, you can't get preggers from a little Semen Demon!

by it'stimetofuckinglearn April 26, 2017

Semen demon

A nickname for my penis

Hands of my semen demon

by LGBT but staight February 2, 2019