Scratcher

Bed - derived from the actions of a dog, which scratches the ground before settling

"Steve won't get up, he's still in his scratcher . . "

by i2oo February 5, 2013

Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

front scratcher

A female who is constantly scratching her crotch area, in front of others.

That front scratcher better go to the gyno soon, this is getting gross!!

by therivordreward May 19, 2005

scrotchy

a male condition which causes irritation to the scrotal area, which can only be relieve with monkey butt powder, purchaseable at your local farm/ranch supply store. Can also be used to describe a cranky attitude. (Which would be cause by the irritation of the scrotal area.)

Randy Jackson was being all scrotchy towards David Cook on American Idol.

by Akeith_85 May 16, 2008

scatchos

the best food known to man, consisting of skittles and nachos. invented by this really sick kid named maddie. im going to ask her out on friday wish me luck...

"oh, god. maddies so fucking cool. im gonna make her scatchos."
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"

by deejaylovesmaddie October 29, 2009

Scrutch

To scratch one’s nether regions. Or balls.

The itch in my ball sack was so overwhelming I had to scrutch.

by Smallplastictree April 4, 2018

asian butt scratcher

When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.

"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."

by ye olde kellmyllie September 12, 2009