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japanese stranger

When your toilet paper fails during the act of wiping resulting in unexpected ass touching with ones finger.
That toilet paper at work is so cheap I had an encounter with a Japanese Stranger.
by TickleFanny November 1, 2017
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The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.
Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions
by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018
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kind stranger

the humble bringer of edit, the bearer of reddit gold
thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger
by hairy nipple69 December 12, 2019
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strangleland

A room or house built for torture of someones body. Or "something" like a monster.
"I'm stuck in a strangleland, made out of cheese"

"I spent time at the nearest strangleland runed by midgets"
by Xavier November 21, 2003
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Stangered

To be severely dissed and picked apart by someone. Derived from the sharp-edged insults of Patti Stanger from the Millionare Matchmaker on Bravo TV.
"You got Stangered."
"She told me that my picture looked like me 10 years and 40 pounds ago...I just got Stangered."
"Stop talking, you're talking too much." - Stanger
"The guy is on a neverending road that leads to an old age home." - Stanger
"So I'm really nervous about (so and so) because, you know, he is douchey-mc-douchey New Yorker." - Stanger
"Have either of you eaten today?...No? You can tell." - Stanger
"I hate your outfit. Pancho Vio wants his jumpsuit back." - Stanger
"These girls came out looking weird like I had the circus coming to town." - Stanger
"You need to fix that hair 'cause it's a hot mess." - Stanger
"You could lose weight." - Stanger
"You need to get your teeth fixed, 'kay? It's like shark's teeth in there. File 'em down." - Stanger
"Take that skirt off and burn it. Burn it, burn it, burn it!" - Stanger
by J.K.2 November 12, 2011
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Strangle-Fuck

Verb: To be asphyxiated during the act of sexual intercourse, whether consentually or forcibly.

Derogitory title: A sexual deviant who asphyxiates others during a sexual act. Generally, the implication is that the act is not welcomed or consentual.
Brent was always so oddly polite and quiet. We were not surprised to learn he was a strangle-fuck.
by CarridesthroughAZ January 28, 2015
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Ninja Strangle Hold

The act of doing a ninja ball behind someone with both hands and then wrapping them around someones face forcing them to breath in the gasses, thus causing them to first vomit from the smell, black out, and then fall on the ground and convulse.
Man I ate a huge bowl of chili, and I have been farting all day, so I snuck up on RC and did a ninja strangle hold. She vomited, passed out and convulsed. It was epic! Then I continued to Nazi stomp her.
by Ichi_Oni June 19, 2009
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