stolen cannoli

The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.

Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.

by Prick wicke March 19, 2024

Stolen dopamine

(n.): The sudden loss of motivation and satisfaction that occurs when someone else asks you to complete a task you've been meaning to do, just as you're about to start it. This results in the loss of personal credit and a sense of accomplishment, as if the other person has taken away your opportunity to showcase your initiative and independence.

I’m so pissed at my wife. Just as I was about to unload the dishwasher on my own she asked if I can unload the dishwasher. Total stolen dopamine situation!

by Bashertcoaching March 28, 2024

Stolen Pride

Similar to Stealing Valor by impersonating a member of the armed service.

“My partner will be here any minute.”

“What?! You’re a straight man! That’s Stolen Pride!”

by Ship Name Creator101 June 4, 2024

Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024

Stold

(noun) An extremely brutal technique of martial arts originating from the Pennsylvania, United States. The action is smacking somebody on their chest and pulling on it, twisting their shirt, causing physical, psychological, and financial damage.

(verb) To give somebody a stold

"Keep talking shit and I'll give you a stold"

by Invetix_WxYz November 20, 2024

Steledation

Used to refer to a specific hour of the whole 24 hour day.

Can I get the documents at 8 steledation?
Let's hop on Fortnite at 20 steledation

by J0hn Yakuza December 16, 2024

Soledio

A person who is very Handsome, And also it has a potential

Soledio ang gwapo mo naman

by Fackyoui January 9, 2025