Soaphead

1. A derogatory term used against anyone disliked by you. Not considered very offensive, yet sometimes can be taken somewhat offensive

2. Someone who needs to wash their face: pimple grease, food, dry skin flakes, boogers, eye boogers, etc. have gathered on the surface of the persons skin

3. Someone who you think has no brain and instead has a head full of bubbles

"Grace, sometimes I think you have turned into a complete soaphead..."

"Ew, that Whitney girl needs to wash her face. What a soaphead loser..."

"His name is ZEVIN??? What kind of soaphead would name they're kid something that awful?"

(Not to be confused with soapface, which is someone who cries when they soap in their eyes.)

by shutupsoapy161616 April 13, 2010

soapbook

the public airing of personal beliefs on Facebook via the status update, Like feature, or group membership.

status update on facebook: 'Vote today!' That's all I have to say; Stepping off of my soapbook now.

by jeremy sf October 14, 2010

Soaprame

a very emotional anime, sort of like a soap opera.

The Big Windup is a Soaprame

by Phanpy220 June 20, 2011

soapy puppy

a game you play with your friend in the shower.

we played some soapy puppy.

by chuckycheeseballs February 18, 2012

soapy duck

A type of fornication where you put soap in a female's bunghole, then proceed to have anal fornication with said female.

"Dude did you hit it last night"
"Yea we soapy ducked"
"Dude you are a legend!"

by Soapyduckthathoe April 14, 2014

soapy seal

When your dick is glazed in so much cum your sex partner can't even feel it.

Girl:is it in yet I can't feel it?
Boy: ya, I just have a soapy seal.

by Filelton October 6, 2016

Soapy joe

When a guy/girl gets a handjob or finger blasted in the shower.

Sheila gave me a soapy Joe this morning and I blew my load down the drain.

by Slippery Willy September 8, 2016