snotty nosed

An extra Chrome kit added to the front end of a car, including a chrome grill, bumper, etc.

"Ham sandwich meant Brougham Cadillac
Quarter inch stripes, wheel kit on the back
It was snotty nosed, that means the extra chrome
Plate on the grill, for sunroof we say it had the brains blown"

by A Biggs November 7, 2006

Let's not and say we did

An old phrase which reentered popular culture in the early 90s after being used in The Simpsons by the character Ned Flanders. It subsequently became a minor catch phrase of his, used in some Simpsons merchandise.

It means exactly what it says (the "say we did" part may or may not be sarcastic) but is often said in a patronizing tone or otherwise as a witty remark in a variety of situations.

Girlfriend: Hey we should go ballroom dancing sometime it looks like fun!
Bloke: Uh let's not and say we did...

Pissed Dude (Getting Carried Away): Huh that 60 year old barmaid looks like such a slut. I bet you could pull her. Infact I bet we could be fucking her from both ends at the same time before the night's out haha, that's how much of a desperate slut she is.
Other Guy: Haha yea but let's not and say we did!
Pissed Dude: Hah damn right

by Bzz^ May 5, 2009

that's not funny

instant mood killer + awkwardness

Joe: Hey, did you see that cheerleader who suffered from the side effects of the H1N1 vaccine? She was jerking all over the place, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the video haha

Dave: That's not funny.

Joe: ...

Bill: soo, anyone want another beer...? I'm gonna... go get some beer.

by TheGreatDekuTree February 9, 2010

snotting

when you're laughing really hard and you breathe hard out of your nose and snot comes out

I was laughing so hard I snotted

by LiNdSaY aNn February 27, 2005

snotty gobbles

Any Japanese or Chinese food which is slimy or gelatinous, such as sea cucumber, congee, sharks fin soup etc

The Chinese banquet was great but I found it hard to eat the snotty gobbles with the chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 29, 2011

I STILL can't believe it's not butter!

What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."

Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!

by Chesspiece#1 July 6, 2010

snotworm

A worm of snot exiting your nostril.

Deborah has a snotworm.

by Snotworm December 20, 2015