Sleep Asf

Means you're 'dead' on something. Or you're just completely done with everything at the moment.

Kat: Have you heard the new Drake song?
Mac: No not yet
Kat: 'You sleep asf' mac. You needa hear that new heat asp!

by KweenSosa October 8, 2016

Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.

Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.

by The C to the P January 2, 2019

Sleep Weebling

The behavior of a person who has fallen asleep sitting up (as in a car on a long trip), where they will start to slump farther and father towards one side and then jerk back to an upright seated position, then repeat the cycle, all without ever waking up. Refers to the toy for small children called Weebles, marketed with the slogan "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down."

For five hours on our family road trip I had nothing to do except watch my sister sleep weebling.

by Johnny Gossamer May 25, 2015

Sleep Gasnea

A condition in which a person wakes themself with their own fart.

Edward is always tired because he regularly suffers from sleep gasnea.

by flemt March 3, 2011

Sleeping Beauty

The action of taking a toke and proceeding to exhale in another’s mouth while they’re sleeping to awake them.

“Yo, let’s wake collin up with a sleeping beauty”

by ShibuiPerk October 14, 2022

Sleep Creep

when someone takes naked pictures of the person they hooked up with that night while they are asleep and then shows all their friends the pictures and gives each other high fives

The Sleep Creep stealthily waits while his unsuspecting drunk partner falls asleep after orgasmic bliss only to be struck upon by the infamous Sleep Creep. The Sleep Creep takes photos of any exposed body part to keep as a trophy and memento to show all of his fellow Sleep Creepers. All the Sleep Creeps then have a round of laughs the next day over a round of drinks and plot for their next night of Sleep Creeping. The photos are not posted on the internet...that is just mean and could get you in trouble! ;-D

by The Original Sleep Creep August 4, 2009

sleep with someone

to get lay next to a person and get some rest.

Me: I wanna sleep with someone tonight.
Jason: Cool, hope you have some good dreams.
Me: Me too, I'm gonna get so much rest!

by rufferey September 22, 2012