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a place to play on computer games.
I play RuneScape at school.
by Har Har January 22, 2005
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One of many unexpected places to get butt raped. Other places include church and Uncle Steve's house
Student 1: Dude, I'm so glad we don't have school tomorrow
Student 2: For real, my butt couldn't take much more
by philpee2 December 17, 2008
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A place that most people whine and complain about to no end. It's where we socialize and get prepared for the real world. It's where we make friends so we don't have to spend our life alone. Although not everything we learn there is important, a lot of it is. Plus, learning unnecessary things is still developing your thinking and understanding skills. School is what prevents our brains from turning to mush, and also where we can get away from our annoying parents and be with friends for about 7 hours a day.
Ryan: I hate school. We spend most of our childhood to teenage life sitting in a desk being forced to abide by teachers' rules and wasting our time learning pointless things.

Amanda: Suck it up. School is where we learn to think and make friends. Don't be so negative.
by Addie_7 April 4, 2009
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A facility that teaches young people great skills for life.

You idiots bitching and moaning, "OMG OMG I H8 SKOOL, IT'S HELL!1 MATH IS POINTLESS AND I'D RATHER BE SURFING INSTEAD OF DOING SCIENCE HOMEWORK!!1"

You have a great privilege, open your damn eyes, having free education. People in developing countries would love to have such opportunities, and many of you dumbasses are taking it for granted.

"Torture?" Hah. You morons are insulting those whom have suffered true torture.

Your hatred for school obviously stems from your frustation at being utterly stupid, and unable to comprehend what they teach, not because it sucks.

How will you know if the things you learn you'll "never need in real-life," anyway? Are you 100% sure of the job you wish to undertake for the rest of your life?
by Dark_Reaper August 5, 2005
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when you're playing pool, if you play someone who's way better than you are and they whoop your ass, you have been schooled.
dude, I played Eric at pool last night and I got schooled.
by alpha mu January 23, 2000
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an indoor firing range

a place of emotional suffering which may also trigger violent responses among "school attendees" which involve them taking action to eliminate selected targets
John took an ak-47 to school to rip his teacher and fellow students to shreads
by Evilfrosty August 5, 2003
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School is a place that makes people feel like they are failures and make children and teens depressed because of the pressure of homework and grades and their parents and teachers expectations are far too high which adds stress to the children and teens who cannot be perfect and meet the expectations.

It is also a place where some people have to pick between their own mental and physical health and their grades.
History Class at School:

Teacher: "(student name), please read your report outloud."

Student: *tries to pick between embarassing self because social anxiety or getting a bad grade*
by Sarah_Jose September 23, 2013
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