school

Some of the things they teach you in school may possibly become vaguely useful in later life. About 50% of the crap they teach you is pointless,and will never be used in real life, and 30%is just review of the pointless crap they already taught you. If you want to become a lawyer...do you really need to know the history of Rome? I should be able to choose what I want to learn based on what I want to do in later life. If I want to be a construction worker, I'll take a class in architecture. If I want to be a math teacher, I'll take a class in math. We should learn only what will be of value in whatever job we hope to pursue as adults. Anything else is a complete waste of time. School does have some useful points, but it has many flaws that really need to be fixed.

Student: I want to own a restaurant when I grow up, so why am I stuck in school learning about the economical orientation of Madagascar?

Teacher: How dare actually wan to pursue your dreams!! Detention!

by notabasher June 24, 2009

School

A place that everyone hates while they're there...and looks back with nostalgia when they realise how **** their job is.

"Those were the days..."
Above quote = wrong.
The school teachers had canes, Were even more uninventive than today, Needed fewer qualifications to become teachers etcetcetc...

by D.iode May 31, 2003

school

A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.

Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.

by Johnny September 18, 2003

school

the utmost hell that is experienced for 12 years unless the stupid asshole that likes school wants to go to college

i will burn down the school if i have to go their one more fucking day!

by kathleen March 15, 2003

School

Fucking useless where people called teachers teach you bullshit that wont use in life. You wasted 18 years of your whole life there instead u can be out exploring the world by yourself. The only reason the government wants school is because they are trying to give homeless people a job.

WHO THE FUCK LIKES SCHOOL SCHOOL CAN SUCK MY BALLS

fuck year balls bullshit school

school

by B-Brian=Anri May 26, 2010

School

Place you go to learn....well, if you want to learn.

I go to school from 8 am to 2pm

by Shawn B. June 1, 2003

school

An institution where children under 18 learn. Most common subjects in school include mathematics, science, social studies, english, reading, gym, and possibly a gifted program.

School is supposed to be an educational place, and is aimed towards teaching, learning, and fun. Most jobs require a full schooling, meaning from Grade K- Grade 12. Also known as 'elementary, middle, and high school'. See education

Shirley went to school everyday so she could learn.

by Pelagia October 5, 2005