Sam

Sam is a guy with a huge nine-inch cock. He gets all the girls on his dick. He has two beautifully shaved testicles. He has lots of friends who suck his cock whenever he likes. All his friends are jealous of his 9- incher. His family are the coolest people you'll ever meet. His dad has a 19-inch cock and his mum is a size F in bras.

Oh, I wish I could suck Sams 9 inch cock. It points out of his pants when he has a boner.

Damn why is my cock so small, I've heard Sam's cock is 9 inches

by Samk4569 August 14, 2017

Sam Laidlaw

a blonde kid with very small cock

sam laidlaw is a bitch nigga

by Chaserawrxd69 February 28, 2019

Sam falk

He is a guy who likes to men. Also is retarded

Kid: wow he is hot

Other kid: Wow he is so Sam falk

by Notsamfalk November 11, 2019

Sam Menstruating

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie

Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”

by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021

sam

a very common name which can also be used as term for restaurant city addicts

guy 1: I pulled a sam yesterday

guy 2: you stayed up all night on RC?

by yunho_who July 8, 2010

unkle sam

A producer/hustler/rapper/thug from denver colorado who was inspired by tha yay area(mostly mac dre).

i'm gonna pimp the marrow outta this young bitch,cuz scrizzle in my palm,is the only cure for this itch,cuz this aint playground mackin,this is real life pimp shit........... <Unkle sam

by Mac Money June 26, 2006

Sam Green

Someone who either
A) Smoke a load of green and is great at wanking (SAM = Super at masturbating)
B) OR Another name for a gay rock star

Dude, Stop Sam Green-ing and come help me look at this Sam Green on the telly!

by bonerizer May 26, 2009