rubber joly

Another word for condom.

Hey can you buy me some rubber joly's

by DoomSlayer69 March 15, 2017

Rubber Biscuit

When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.

Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.

Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.

by Ting Mon December 30, 2019

rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".

Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Shedding Rubber

Definition 1: Cutting up the dance floor; grooving to the music; feeling the rhythm

Definition 2: watching your shoes disintegrate before your own eyes

Holy boobies Batman, did you see the way that Rob was shedding rubber on the dance floor tonight? He could put John Travolta to shame.

by Mr. Truth & Company March 3, 2024

rubber stick

A rubber stick is a slang word for "putting a rubber on before you engage in sexual intercourse"

Diana: C'mon babe, just put your rubber stick inside of me.

by Sugary Goodness October 9, 2016

Rubber Maiden

Mrs. Incredible wrapping her entire body around an individual and proceeding to Taco Bell fart for twenty straight minutes.

Did you see that new rubber maiden video?

by Bagels82 September 9, 2025

Rubber Dutchie

A blunt usually a Dutch Master that has been packed with weed.

Who’s trynna spark this Rubber Dutchie?
Bro pass me the Rubber Dutchie.

by Johnny rocket October 13, 2019