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religion

natural human reaction to a hostile and mysterious universe.
In the early days man used religion to try and explain weather and other phenomena which were out of the reach of human understanding at that time.
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religion

a total lie to not make you feel like shit
religion helps me not kill myself
by Dic pic Danny January 13, 2018
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Religion

Religion is a lie that is taught to those who are to stupid to understand science and basic common sense. However, you completely entitled to believe in god just as long as you know that you are wrong.
"i believe in god and Religion"
"oh, okay."
"what are you doing?"
"i'm hanging myself"
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Religion

A cult based around a conspiracy theory consisting of extraterrestrial beings, celebrities, and hallucinations
Person A: I’m in a religion. I belong to Christianity.
Person B: really? What do you do?

Person A: I eat the “body” of a celestial being and drink his “blood” as well.
by Kleptotoid September 18, 2018
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Religiously Homophobic

When you are religiously homophobic, it's not that you don't like gay people but you just don't think that being gay is right.
Man 1: Why don't you like gay people, are you homophobic?
Man 2: I'm not homophobic, I'm religiously homophobic because I am a Christian.
Man 1: Isn't that just silently judging people?
Man 2: Yes.
by BumHair May 12, 2022
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The Religion Kevinism

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Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
The Religion Kevinism is one i follow with pride
by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019
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Religion

an idiotic decision made from people who can't think or make choices on their own, along with people who decide not to listen to any type of reasoning or science
"My religion is Christianity."
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