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The Queen Mary

A ship that was used in the early 1900's was bigger than the titanic, was used as a warship during WW2 but later it was converted back to a cruise ship now it is docked in Long Beach pier, it is supposed to be haunted
by efgdjhfbsyubf October 16, 2006
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Lesbian Queening Stool

A queening stool is a low "toilet-style" seat which fits over a submissive lesbian's face and contains an opening to allow oral-genital-anal stimulation of the Lesbian Dominatrix while seated. The queening stool features full access to the dominatrix's crotch by their lesbian slave.

This seated position allows the dominatrix's pelvic floor muscles to sag and relax ... and so exposes the dominatrix's entire pussy and rectum to intimate lesbian service.

Sometimes the dominatrix will enhance this girl-sex play by actually urinating and/or defecating into/on her sex slave's mouth and face. (Hollywood rumors suggest this is a favorite ritual of Paris Hilton.)
During a heavy night of lesbian bondage, Paris Hilton got so wasted and drunk she overconed a lesbian groupie while on her diamond-studded, platinum-plated, $100,000 Lesbian Queening Stool. The poor girl-slave's (Allison) face looked like a broken sewer main!
by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 21, 2009
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Quebec

1) a beautiful province

2) a home to a population widely consisting of people of french descendance.

3) Just because we are proud of our french heritage, does not mean we are snobby assholes. honest, we'll give you beer and poutine.

4) we have language laws, which say that each sign must at least CONTAIN french, but we don't say they have to BE french.

5) bordered by the canadian provinces Ontario and Nawfoundland & Labrador and New Brunswick, and The American States of Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire and New England.
1)ASTI! The forests are beautiful in Quebec.

2)Quebec, was originally called Nouvelle France, and contained Seigneurs and Habitants, thus the former name of the montreal canadians the "habitants" and their current nickname the "habs"

3)Poutine was invented in Quebec, and if you tell everyone beer was too, we'll give you a free one.

4) L'AUTRE PORTE S.V.P - please use the other door.

5) Quebequer: "Caliss! i will drive to Minnesota!!"
Other Quebequer: "Why? your no legal drinking age there!"
Quebequer: "TABARNAK!!"
by Pascale ..asti. January 2, 2006
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table queen

An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.
My friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat!
by Anne Buster November 10, 2008
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Size Queen

a man or woman who prefers a sexual partner with a large penis
I know your I size queen, how many finger can you take?
by Size queen February 16, 2018
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the queen

The queen is basically some woman who rules the country and gets paid shit loads of money for sitting on her arse waving at people. She uses words like "One" and "Money" alot.
The Queen - "Oh servant, one needs to take a royal shit!"
Servant - "I'll carry you to the toilet and wipe ones royal arse for you your majesty"
by Blaaaaaaaaaah October 10, 2005
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Crystal Queen

I can't believe Ronnie turned into such a crystal queen. Yup, one snort is all it takes.
by E. Haller March 2, 2004
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