.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 5, 2025

Prison Fire

(1) A glorious, swift, and cheap mass expedition of justice for the salvation of the tax payer. (2) The type of welcomed arson—by all—that both financially saves and violently purifies a community or nation. (3) A grueling punishment of various degrees, such as temperature and burns, in which a population of inmates must suddenly, collectively, and submissively endure behind locked bars for the economic benefit of the community or nation.

Auditor: “How many hours did you manage the prison last quarter, and how much did it cost?”

Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”

by 7even 4our 1ne August 3, 2021

Darryl-prison

Darryl-prison describes the situation you find yourself in, when you're prisoner of a toxic relationship. Darryl stands for all the men that never ask how you are, that suck your self-worth and live to will out of you, and that make you stop glowing. On the positive note, getting OUT of Darryl-prison is the best thing ever. It ages you back 5 years, makes you feel amazing, and you see what a douchebag your personal Darryl truly was. If you're reading this: Please never forget that you are a goddess and no man is worth diminishing your dreams, the way you feel or your ambitions and your love. You will find someone better, f that man. You deserve to be loved in a way that feels easy and natural, in a way where you don't have to explain yourself, beg for love or ask for the bare minimum. Hold on to that.

Liz: Remember when I was in Darryl-prison? I wanted to jump off of 28th floor FMC.
Sara: Thank god you're out of Darryl-prison. I don't want to ever experience this.

by pinabowladas January 26, 2025

Prison Shank Club

Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2

Boy 1: Tryna knife fight
Boy 2: Yea get the gang for a prison shank club.

by Btrizzyondamic January 11, 2025

prison position

Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style

I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag

by ExtraProtein December 11, 2017

Prison Slop

Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:

It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".

Trevor was hungry and I had no leftovers, so I offered some prison slop

by Dexterismycat February 9, 2024

Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 11, 2022