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Premature Isolation

The act of isolating a girl at a bar, club, party, or other social engagement well before the necessary time that is required to actually close or seal it.

Defined as running an isolation set on a girl earlier in occurrence than anticipated or necessary. Usually involves the act of trapping the desired hoe in a particular spot or corner of sed establishment for an exorbitant amount of time.

See also: "Pulling a Kennedy"
Have you ever heard of premature isolation bro, you wanna win the championship you run ISO late in the game, not early....watch a Heat game.

Everyone know you only go ISO late in the 4th, what is this kid doing he's been talking to the same girl over there and hasn't moved for 4 hours, and its only midnight!

Look at the dude over there premature isolating, he has had that cutie pinned down for hours and hasn't talked to anyone else...what a fag.

OMG look at this freaking Kennedy running premature isolation likes it his job, that poor poor girl has been stuck in the corner of the bar all night!
by Snach_Crusher October 31, 2012
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premature smackulation

The act of getting smacked in the head or face by your parents, or someone else, for something before they get all the details of the incident at hand
I recieved a lil premature smackulation from my dad, before he even heard my side of the story.
by bigpoppa55 November 18, 2012
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premature egradulations

One can give another premature egradulations, if the person congratulates the other before they have achieved set goal.
by redrob16 December 9, 2012
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premature inebriation

The act of getting drunk too soon before a scheduled drinking event, often caused by excitement for that event.
Pumped for the game tomorrow, they stayed up late and broke into the tailgate booze. Their premature inebriation left them too hung over to cheer the next day.
by Tommy Goggles August 1, 2012
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Premature e-Santa-ation

The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly
Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation
by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012
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Premature Esnackulation

Verb/Noun
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
by Cucs March 21, 2013
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Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.
You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."
by pseudonympth September 19, 2013
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