The act of isolating a girl at a bar, club, party, or other social engagement well before the necessary time that is required to actually close or seal it.
Defined as running an isolation set on a girl earlier in occurrence than anticipated or necessary. Usually involves the act of trapping the desired hoe in a particular spot or corner of sed establishment for an exorbitant amount of time.
See also: "Pulling a Kennedy"
Defined as running an isolation set on a girl earlier in occurrence than anticipated or necessary. Usually involves the act of trapping the desired hoe in a particular spot or corner of sed establishment for an exorbitant amount of time.
See also: "Pulling a Kennedy"
Have you ever heard of premature isolation bro, you wanna win the championship you run ISO late in the game, not early....watch a Heat game.
Everyone know you only go ISO late in the 4th, what is this kid doing he's been talking to the same girl over there and hasn't moved for 4 hours, and its only midnight!
Look at the dude over there premature isolating, he has had that cutie pinned down for hours and hasn't talked to anyone else...what a fag.
OMG look at this freaking Kennedy running premature isolation likes it his job, that poor poor girl has been stuck in the corner of the bar all night!
Everyone know you only go ISO late in the 4th, what is this kid doing he's been talking to the same girl over there and hasn't moved for 4 hours, and its only midnight!
Look at the dude over there premature isolating, he has had that cutie pinned down for hours and hasn't talked to anyone else...what a fag.
OMG look at this freaking Kennedy running premature isolation likes it his job, that poor poor girl has been stuck in the corner of the bar all night!
by Snach_Crusher October 31, 2012
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Pumped for the game tomorrow, they stayed up late and broke into the tailgate booze. Their premature inebriation left them too hung over to cheer the next day.
by Tommy Goggles August 1, 2012
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by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012
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When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
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