pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

pot-dildo

dildo wrapped in pot that you suck - see also: Firetruck

mmmm... pot-dildos!!

by erik February 21, 2005

Pots and Pans

A phrase used in place of other older sayings like "shit happens" or "who knows". Meaning of the phrase can change depending on the context it is used in.

Person 1: My mom just died
Person 2: Pots and pans man

by tummysticks10 September 28, 2010

pot of gold

multiple objects inide an oraface, ussually the anus

me mike and jack made a pot of gold inside amy

by the end of the end December 2, 2010

Pot pie

To surprise someone during sex by popping someone's zit

Mark totally got pot pied by Shelly

by Banquet July 13, 2010

Pots and Pans

1. A guy who hooks up with a ton of hot chicks.
2. A guy who is dank.

No Way. That bro has hooked up with every hot girl at this party. He is totally pots and pans.

by Potsandpans8888 December 17, 2008

pot washer

mosher, sombody who is just a general twat

luk at d fu**in pot washer

by bigstepwood May 5, 2006