potato 

short for the word potato-head

hey did you hear about the new mayor getting elected?
huh, what mayor?
Mayor Gay Lord who transferred power from former Mayor Jenny Talls
OHHH, I'm a potato

potato by EL SEXO GRATIS September 16, 2023

Forest Potato

a 'DOTA' player who focuses on killing 'creeps' in the forests for 90% of the match's duration. People under this category usually have very poor gameplay skills, and relies on forest due to its low level of concentration. This often leads to moments of intense 'shittalking' and making fellow team-members 'emo'.

"That forest potato started foresting at lvl 1 and still has no good items!"

"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"

Forest Potato by I-Make-Kids-Cry-in-DOTA February 19, 2009

Mashed potato chin 

The fat underneath the chin most notably seen when one lowers their head.

Damn she's got a bad mashed potato chin. Did you see it when she was looking down?

Mashed potato chin by LJ Mic June 24, 2009

Clunge potato 

A man who, instead of going out with his friends, will simply choose to stay home with his girlfriend all day.

Thus simulating the laziness and buzzkill of your average couch potato, but for different reasons.

Is Jonny comin' out tonight man?

Na he's bein' a clunge potato, as per.

Clunge potato by derpa1234 April 1, 2011

no potato 

When you not mad you got rekt at something

Just got rekt in game of league. ggwp no potato

no potato by Hip_on_the_know April 2, 2015

Hot potato 

A female who gets passed around. She gets passed around so many times that nobody wants her.

A homie hopper.

"Man have y'all seen LaLa she's so bad!"

"Naw man stay away from her; she's a hot potato! She smashed the homie and the homies homie and the homies cousins homie."

Hot potato by MsLaLaLopez January 8, 2016

fried potato 

A potato that got physical abuse from an obese chef and they fry the potato.

I see a fried potato.

fried potato by Potatows December 2, 2016