Polish Purse

A polish purse is any plastic bag, generally from a grocery store, that old polish woman use as a substitute to actually owning a real purse.

Can also be used to refer to any plastic bag of this sort.

Hey dude, do you have something I can borrow to carry home this massive porn collection?

Yeah man, let me go grab a polish purse out of the kitchen!

by DumbCollegeKids September 13, 2011

polish seesaw

when someone is having a threesome and the girl goes in the middle while one guy shoves it up the coochie and the other guy rams the ass while the girl goes back and forth

dude i just did a polish seesaw last night, it was magical

by bloody vibrator January 16, 2014

polish toilet

Polish Toilet (croatian and serbian 'poljski zahod', 'poljski wc'), a type of composting toilet sitting in the backyard or a garden of a country or weekend house. Typically made of wood and used to top-up the soil fertility. Usually placed outside of lights reach, requiring valor and night vision in order to be used after dark.

After reading Bram Stoker's Dracula and having lemonade, I have to pee badly, but it's pitch black, and we only have a polish toilet.

by Greenpeaz July 22, 2017

Dirty Log Polisher

This is when a man and a women are doing anal and the woman takes a shit on the man's penis and then the woman gives the man a fellatio immediately.

Why would I even want a dirty log polisher?

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 12, 2010

polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

Polish

The only awesome nationality that makes you think of "polishing" large brass candle holders.

When i read your application and saw that you were "a good polish boy" i thought you would fit right in, however you can't shine metallic objects at all and your always making my store smell like pierogi.

by t3hpoless February 25, 2009

Polish

The politically correct term for someone as smart as a pumpkin

It figures that Jake would put an ejector seat on his new helicopter, his family is Polish

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018