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pirate patch

the triangle of fabric in the back of thong underwear, referred to when it peeks out of the top of a woman's pants, named as such because of the two srings holding it up and the fact that it covers
"the brown eye"
she's not that hot but I can't help but look every time she bends over I find myself staring right at her pirate patch
by storkwood March 23, 2009
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pirates of the spanish main

A pointless high school sorority located in the southeastern region of the state of georgia. It is basically a group of catty, slutty, dumb high school girls who do nothing but party, get drunk, sleep around, get pregnant, and talk shit about other members behind their back due to being insecure about their own issues. They claim to be all "goody two shoes" and to help out the community. But this is all bullshit. Rush week for the pirates involves a series of stupid themed days in which the girls stuff their fat thighs into Winnie the Pooh halloween costumes that no longer fit from 4th grade (and yes they look like fucking retards). Of course they never include outsiders. Its always the doctor's children, the wealthy sea islanders, and the stuck up southern dance addicts who always make the cut. If you are an outsider from the north you might as well forget it. No way are you getting in. But then again, why would you want to be apart of this criticizing and self esteem bashing group of hoes anyway?
Anna- "Hey Jessica, wanna rush for pirates of the spanish main."

Jessica- "I'd rather gouge my eyes out"
by tonkatonk12 September 30, 2011
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Pirate day

The weekend following the first week in April. A celibration originaly started in East Brunswic New jersey, Till this day no one knows why it exsits.

The Rules of Pirate Day.
1. Following wakeing up, dress scervy.
2. Go out and break somthing followed by the theft of something.
3. Following your day of Pillageing, start your night with much alchohal and illagl substanences.
4. Repeat all night.
Hey do you know whne Pirate day is this year?

yea april 7th
by Wund3rBr3Ad April 24, 2006
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Pennsylvania Pirate

When you shit on one of your passed-out friend's eye to make it look like an eye patch.
At midnight, Garet gave Kirsten a Pennsylvania Pirate so when she woke up, Kirsten would see how much Garet likes pirates.
by Jubbie October 2, 2007
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Dirty Pirate Hooker

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.
ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"
by BigFeet4Life December 25, 2007
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Pirate Maneuver

You do anal with a chubby girl, smack her ass and then ride the waves.
I did the Pirate Maneuver with Jen last night.

We both got some booty, awwww yeah...
by HomerSampson December 22, 2010
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oxygen pirate

A person who is so utterly stupid that his/her only purpose on this earth is to absorb the oxygen better used by more worthwhile beings.
Dr. McNobb is such an oxygen pirate that he has single-handedly managed to raise the temperature of the earth 5 degrees through his sheer stupidity.
by Midnight LaRue May 31, 2005
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