sharp and pearlies

Teeth. Patterned after "short and curlies" for pubes.

America is the world's number one denturocracy, where if you are even halfway serious you've got to have two perfect rows of sharp and pearlies.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

fresh water pearl

- A polite way of saying that someone has never received anal penetration.
- Anal virgin.

“I don’t think he’s the one that will win her fresh water pearl”

by Biff Beltsander March 21, 2008

girls before pearls

A statement of loyalty much along the lines of, "Chick before dicks," or "Bro's before hoes." Pearls used in reference to or related to the semen "pearl necklace."

"You really gonna go shopping with those bitches instead of hangin' with me?" Answer: "Yo! Girls before pearls!"

by Behind the 8-ball November 27, 2015

Plucking the pearl

It is female masterbating.

I just couldn’t wait for him so I started plucking the pearl.

by NinaR April 4, 2019

Pearl Harbored

Getting fucked in the ass, out of nowhere.

"My teacher gave a quiz that I wasn't ready for today :("

"Oh man, you definitely got pearl harbored . . . poor bitch."

by Eduardito October 20, 2012

Pearl

The pretty looking tough guy. Criteria: Must have at least two showing tattoo's, and wears shirts two sizes to small. Must also have a lifted 4X4, that has never even seen the dirt!!!!

Hey man did you see that pearl come in the shop today??? Yea, I did like his half sleeves though.

by racer_r December 23, 2009

cum-pearls

cum-pearls are the blobs of cum that slip out of a guy's boi-hole after you've fucked him and had a cumgasm -- they're good, so give the dude some.

Matt always feeds me his cum-pearls after he drops a load in my ass!

by USAF Cadet January 1, 2021