Mr. Paris is a really annoying teacher who think wearing a vest looks good, and who thinks he can be on America’s got Talent for teaching his cat how to play fetch but we all know he will not succeed.
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Is a sexual act that resembles a hot air balloon ride. While the girl isn't looking, one guy pinches his foreskin while urinating and starts ballooning. Then the other guy drops his "ballast bags" on the girl's chest like a Cleveland steamer. When the girl opens her mouth to scream, the other guy pops the "balloon" by releasing his foreskin in her face trying to get as much in her mouth as possible. Finally, the guys high five, forming an Eiffle tower.
Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.
Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.
Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.
Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.
Jay's girlfriend wanted to go on a romantic hot air balloon ride for their anniversary, but I helped him give her a ballooning over Paris instead. Afterwards I got to chili dog her while he ate out.
by Phyllis von Merkin September 14, 2010
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To record- by video or still photos- sex acts <i.e.-shooting homemade porno> and either publish them on the internet or just keep them private.
To record- by video or still photos- sex acts <i.e.-shooting homemade porno> and either publish them on the internet or just keep them private.
Guy 1: What happened with Amy? She has nothing nice to say about you.
Guy 2: Its not my concern. She's crazy. She can feel however she wants to.
Guy 1: What did you do, man?
Guy 2: No, its reversed! Its what she WOULDN'T do!
Guy 1: Tell me.
Guy 2: Two nights back we were at my place. She starts sucking my dick.
Guy1: Yeah?
Guy2: So while she's blowing me I reach up and get the camcorder. I was going to paris her.
Guy 1: What, is she camera shy?
Guy 2 : Hell, I guess! She started to freak the fuck out and wouldn't even keep going when I put the video cam way. Uptight bitch.
Guy 1: Guess she was scared of becoming internet famous!
Guy 2: I guess!
Guy 2: Its not my concern. She's crazy. She can feel however she wants to.
Guy 1: What did you do, man?
Guy 2: No, its reversed! Its what she WOULDN'T do!
Guy 1: Tell me.
Guy 2: Two nights back we were at my place. She starts sucking my dick.
Guy1: Yeah?
Guy2: So while she's blowing me I reach up and get the camcorder. I was going to paris her.
Guy 1: What, is she camera shy?
Guy 2 : Hell, I guess! She started to freak the fuck out and wouldn't even keep going when I put the video cam way. Uptight bitch.
Guy 1: Guess she was scared of becoming internet famous!
Guy 2: I guess!
by unslick rick April 4, 2005
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Parham refers to pour the leaf of the tree or a flower .
parham is synonym of pashmam , but used by girls Instead of boys . because girls usually haven't useless hairs of body .
used like "parham fell off".
Parham refers to pour the leaf of the tree or a flower .
parham is synonym of pashmam , but used by girls Instead of boys . because girls usually haven't useless hairs of body .
used like "parham fell off".
by ghanaary August 14, 2018
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He plays magic at the dances instead of mackin' it up like a pi-i-i-i-imp.
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He plays magic at the dances instead of mackin' it up like a pi-i-i-i-imp.
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by Kris Bracke January 24, 2004
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