parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021
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by Parkjano November 21, 2021
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by Roving_boi November 21, 2021
Get the Parker mug.That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!
Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
by JLB55 November 2, 2021
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An adjective used to describe an entirely pointless joke in which the humor is entirely hinged on its level of abstraction. Usually very short and with words that mean very little together, a pabbers joke has a direct relationship to the quickly-devolving Gen-Z meme culture.
Person 1: "Hey, did you fart the amogus sussy baka piss from the pp funnie haha?"
Person 2 (laughing): "That's so pabbers even I can't comprehend it"
Person 2 (laughing): "That's so pabbers even I can't comprehend it"
by a literal f*cking corn cob November 18, 2021
Get the Pabbers mug.Girl Parker’s are the best. They’re usually talented at something or athletic and have the best eye for style, music, and art. Girl Parker’s are the sweetest and most empathetic and caring people in the world (which some can find surprising because of their intimidating looks). Girl Parker’s are beautiful in a way that is unexplainable, you just get a crush on them no matter what. It helps that their body is fit. They’re charming, flirty, and honest. They have amazing banter and are very observant. Girl Parker’s are 100% wifey-material, and will always support their friends x
by Sexygodmsbn November 23, 2021
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