Piss pants

Childish insult and old school play ground favorite. Now replaced by far more offensive insults by our out of control youths who only enjoy talking utter filth...the little fucking bastards!

"haha James pissed his pants! He's mr piss pants and his dad is on the dole...lets run away!"

by Cilled Messiah July 6, 2004

thot pants

Any type of stretchy material trousers (normally with crazy colored patterns)

Girl lets go to Rainbow so I can get a pair of thot pants for the club tonight.

by Queenpassion February 18, 2015

ranch pants

When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.

Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.

by tyler May 13, 2005

pants

head gear

its now a law to wear pants while motorcycling

by me December 6, 2003

phat pants

a pair of trousers that when used with shuffling and dancing its creates an illusion that u are gliding on the floor... as well if owning these kind of typical pants u can usually buy them online for 200 dollllars or so... the reason is because of its sturdy material and its glow in the dark effects it is totally worth the buy ... aswell it is used for ravers shuflers and people who are just into the whole hardstyler scene, used as well for qdance qlimax or anyother events that someone is interested in taking these phats.... and no there are not tripp pants.... there is a difference

shuffler: whoah i like these pants
guy: ummm what are those?? they look like your gliding on the ground....
shufflers:they are called phat pants bro

guy: i like them!!! how much are they??
shuffler: i woud say around 200 or so... you can use them for events

by the lil jon shit 2 September 23, 2010

Quidditch Pants

The resultant 'stiffening' of your 'broomstick' that comes from watching all these fine ass young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age.

Seamus: Hey, did you see that Hermione last night down at the Three Broomsticks?

Neville: Hells yeah bro! She gave me such a hardcore case of Quidditch Pants it was like she'd preformed petrificus totalus on my wang!!!

by pro-fezzor July 18, 2010

Beige Pants

The acquisition of oral sex from a female partner.

Dude, did you get anything last night?

Yeah man, she gave me beige pants!

Nice!

by ph33rm3biotch November 16, 2009