Piss pants

Childish insult and old school play ground favorite. Now replaced by far more offensive insults by our out of control youths who only enjoy talking utter filth...the little fucking bastards!

"haha James pissed his pants! He's mr piss pants and his dad is on the dole...lets run away!"

by Cilled Messiah July 6, 2004

ranch pants

When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.

Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.

by tyler May 13, 2005

thot pants

Any type of stretchy material trousers (normally with crazy colored patterns)

Girl lets go to Rainbow so I can get a pair of thot pants for the club tonight.

by Queenpassion February 18, 2015

pants

head gear

its now a law to wear pants while motorcycling

by me December 6, 2003

Beige Pants

The acquisition of oral sex from a female partner.

Dude, did you get anything last night?

Yeah man, she gave me beige pants!

Nice!

by ph33rm3biotch November 16, 2009

Pants on the Ground

A sure way to look like a fool

My friend was dressed nicely today, but he would look like less of a fool if he didn't have his pants on the ground.

Other ways to look like a fool include: Gold in the mouth and hat turned sideways.

by Rojas Sanchez March 11, 2010

Quidditch Pants

The resultant 'stiffening' of your 'broomstick' that comes from watching all these fine ass young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age.

Seamus: Hey, did you see that Hermione last night down at the Three Broomsticks?

Neville: Hells yeah bro! She gave me such a hardcore case of Quidditch Pants it was like she'd preformed petrificus totalus on my wang!!!

by pro-fezzor July 18, 2010