picking on the poor

Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS.

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.

by Satanists are dildos April 30, 2004

Parking-Lot Mongoloids

Roving bands of miscreants that inhabit the parking lots of fast food chains, most notably Taco Bell, in North-Eastern Ohio. Seasonal and nomadic, they tend to clump together around their parentally purchased "Fast and the Furious" cars and lifted pick-up trucks doing perceivably nothing constructive for hours on end.

Me: I'm hungry.

You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.

Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.

by LostDakota June 19, 2008

bird pecking

jerking your head forward in quick, sporadic movements. used as a form of intimidation between females during a verbal conflict.

chad's bird pecking made triggs cry

by croom May 8, 2006

suburban parking asshat

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.

Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.

by da ali g August 1, 2006

oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking

by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009

front row parking

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008

parking it

To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.

"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"

"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"

by sexycheese July 5, 2009