Spousal Property Migration

This is where your wife will use something in the house and move it to a new location instead of putting it back where it is supposed to go (even though it may have been in that same spot for 10 years). This works with anything in the house, but Tools and flashlights are favorites for most wives.

My tools were in the toolbox, but due to spousal property migration, I can't find a damn thing in its place any more. "Honey, were is my freegin screwdriver?!"

by Frustrated husband December 18, 2009

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Period Plopper

The disgusting fart that one had when they're on their period. Period ploppers are usually identified by their unappealing bloody smell and their signature plopping noise.

I was in class yesterday and somebody let out a period Plopper.

by Infrasound January 11, 2015

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Helmet popper

When your girl will only let you put the tip in, and you slip past the HELMET and pull back out.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a helmet popper.

by Backdoor Barney November 13, 2017

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Jala popper

When you get a Jalapeño, stuff your cock in it, and pop a girls pussy.

I just gave that girl a Jala Popper.

by ~<>~ December 15, 2017

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penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

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Public property

PELs
|pē ē elz|

noun

Acronym for Pussy-Eating Lips. The equivalent of DSLs (Dick-Sucking Lips), but used on a vulva. Typically just fuller than average lips, but on a face one would enjoy receiving cunnilingus from. Can belong to either a man or a woman.
If Angelina Jolie ate hair pie, her DSLs would be mad PELs!

White chicks often develop jungle fever when they realize that the average spear chucker not only has more meat whistle, but also some serious PELs

Those are some nice pels(public property)

by Sweet suzy May 10, 2019

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