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dropping the kids off at the pool

The act of having a shit.
by StudNET November 12, 2003
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Pool

1. A small body of standing water.
2. A person (usually derogatory).
(as in: tool)
3. One whom is swum in by others, usually after having paid a membership fee.
1. We went to the swimming pool yesterday and played sharks and minnows!

2. She is such a pool.

3. A: Yesterday he swam in me.
B: You are such a whore!
A: It's cool, he gave me his monthly.
B: Then you are a pool!
by your real name1 April 19, 2009
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Dropped the kids off at the pool

Filling a girl's belly button up with sperm.
Dude, last night I pulled out of Jenny just in time and dropped the kids off at the pool!
by rex GROSSman May 3, 2008
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shooting pool

Term used to describe you and your buddies taking turns shooting jizz into some drunk whores mouth.
Todd: Amanda was so trashed the other night me, Dave, Brad, and Mike were shooting pool with her.
by ricflairismyfather December 28, 2005
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pee pool

One who likes to get pissed on by many partners at a time.
My buddy went to a party and joined everyone i na pee pool.
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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drop the kids off at the pool

I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."
by Anonymous November 12, 2001
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Motor Pool

A group of individuals that work in the "motor pool" of a military unit. Said individuals usually reek of low intelligence, normally working there because they had inadequate ASVAB scores. It is commonly believed the average mechanic retains an IQ similar to that of an apple.

"Motor Pool" individuals are quite odd in some facets. For instance, they often times will find contest in just about anything. For example, one could be walking and say to the other "look at that cool rock over there" and the other, if motor pool, might likely respond with "i bet i can lift more of those cool looking rocks than you".

"Motor Pool" personnel also suffer from low self esteem, so they cure this by talking smack to every person they meet, as well as trying to prove their own masculinity to themselves, which they are uncertain of.

Also, while unknown to most, "Motor Pool" personnel also fix motor vehicles, generators, or anything that uses a "motor".
"Hey man, where you been all morning?"

"Oh I've been arguing with the motor pool over who can bite their finger the longest"
by Huck104 August 21, 2008
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